tinamasghat: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. Perfect lmao
Mother: Oh, you know you can tell me anything! I won't tell anyone.
Me: Okay so... *tells her everything*
Mother: *tells Dad*
Mother: *tells grandparents*
Mother: *tells aunts and uncles*
Mother: *tells her friends*
Mother: *tells work mates*
Mother: *tells the next door neighbor*
Mother: *tells Obama*
Mother: *tells aliens*
Me: Cheers, Mum.
I know—better than anyone—that once someone’s made up their mind to leave you,...– Terra Elan McVoy, Being Friends with Boys (via simply-quotes)
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath: i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
punsicle: have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...